Guess what!

Today is the official, the international, the one and the only Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Here is an example of that that means:

Before:

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away

With Pirattitude:

A proud beauty, Little Miss Muffet
Embarked with her matey on her tuffet
Making lubbers eat her foul curds and whey. Arrr!
Avast! Along came a behemoth bilge rat
Who smartly sat at her starboard stern
And scared Miss Muffet all the way to the depths of Davey Jones’ Locker. Arrr!

Don't forget - Pirate Math:
1) Ol' Chumbucket can blow a man down in 20 seconds. Arrr! How many men can he blow down in 15 minutes?



I'll be planning something piratical for me storytime with the wee landlubbers this mornin.

Ok, enough of that. Please watch this, it made me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.